One of my favorite classes in college was a Philosopy Class taught by Paul Tudico. He is despised among most because he is incrediby witty and challenges every thought good or bad. You best be certain of what you think and believe about things before spending much time around him, because he will question all of it.
NEWAY, so by now I'm sure you know I have six children. During one class discussion my professor was discussing abortion and having children and how having children was polluting the earth. Because he knew of my family size, he directed a comment to me concerning how badly I was pollutting the earth by having children.
"Oh no!", I said, "I've not had six children, I'm a foster parent, I recycle."
(PS I KNOW I"M SOOOO TOTALLY GOING TO HELL FOR THIS ONE, lol)