Monday, April 26, 2010

What I've learned this weekend

If scientist find an abandoned cub, they will rub him down with vicks vapo rub and put him in another mother's den while she is sleeping. When she wakes up, all she will smell is the vapo rub, and will lick all the cubs clean, and by the time she is done, they will all smell like her, and she will take them all as her own.

16 oz of spinach, 2 banannas, one apple (not peeled but cored), 2 oz of honey, 8 oz of vanilla yogurt, 16 oz of milk, blended together, make a delicious smoothie, and the kids are oblivious to the healthiness of it! WOOO HOO!

You can add zuccini, squash, carrots, and spinach to regular spaghetti sauce, and your kiddos will not notice!

Those plastic thingamajigs that you wear when it's raining suck.

Walking around the zoo wet is no fun.

Seeing your son smile at the animals makes the lack of fun completely worth it.

Bret Michaels is still recovering but not much better.

Whole wheat spaghetti is a little more dense, but good!

Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off.

The world's largest amphibian is the giant salamander. It can grow up to 5 ft. in length.

The first coast-to-coast telephone line was established in 1914.

I'm bored, see ya later....

1 comment:

  1. That smoothie sounds yummy!

    I make Confetti Spaghetti! I put broccoli, cauliflower and carrots (Normandy mix) in the blender and chop them up to confetti size, then just mix it into the sauce. Voila - no one can pick out the veggies and hopefully will assume they are "spices." I've also been known to add baby food (like spinach - have to be careful with it though - too much turns the sauce green or brown).

    If the kids eat nothing but whole wheat spaghetti and bread, they stop noticing it tastes different. Same with skim milk and ground turkey.

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